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    <title>Turning a people carrier into a mobile disco</title>
    <published>2009-07-29T10:21:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-29T10:28:13Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;People carriers. They&amp;#8217;re for married couples who have been overactive with their loins, and suddenly find themselves in charge of four screaming mini-me&amp;#8217;s who they don&amp;#8217;t really like, and so decide to keep them out of the house as much as humanly possible by keeping them active in endless football / karate / ballet lessons, which involve using up what&amp;#8217;s left of the Earth&amp;#8217;s oil resources to ferry them around, so that by the time the kids are old enough to inherit a planet choking in carbon emissions and rising sea levels, at least they&amp;#8217;ll know how to dance to Swan Lake. Although they&amp;#8217;ll have never seen a swan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To avert this terrible fate for people carriers everywhere, my ex-uni mate &lt;a href="http://www.thepeoplesreviewer.com/reviewer/di"&gt;Di &lt;/a&gt;(who is usually seen generally cooking up amazingly silly ideas &amp;#8211; she could be a &lt;a href="http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/web/mythbusters/cast-and-crew/kari-byron/"&gt;Kari Byron&lt;/a&gt; for the Birmingham edition of &lt;a href="http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/web/mythbusters/"&gt;Mythbusters&lt;/a&gt;) has turned a people carrier into a mobile disco, which is a much more sensible use of such a car. Watch the video, and then go and &lt;a href="http://www.thepeoplesreviewer.com/reviewer/di"&gt;vote for her idea&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;small&gt;Maybe I&amp;#8217;ve been watching too much Top Gear&amp;#8230;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: right"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href="http://www.almostwitty.com/funny/turning-a-people-carrier-into-a-mobile-disco" title="Read Original Post"&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=270508" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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