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  <updated>2009-12-14T12:31:00Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-01:162179:287657</id>
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    <title>The trouble with being everywhere on the Internet&amp;#8230;</title>
    <published>2009-12-14T12:31:00Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-14T12:31:00Z</updated>
    <category term="online life"/>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Miss H recently did a &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=Oliva+Dolce&amp;amp;sourceid=ie7&amp;amp;rls=com.microsoft:en-US&amp;amp;ie=utf8&amp;amp;oe=utf8"&gt;Google search&lt;/a&gt; for a local pizzeria near where I live and she works. My picture pops up &amp;#8211; because I once &lt;a href="http://www.qype.co.uk/review/894705"&gt;wrote a favourable review&lt;/a&gt; of it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Better yet, if you then do the &lt;a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=Oliva%20Dolce&amp;amp;sourceid=ie7&amp;amp;rls=com.microsoft:en-US&amp;amp;oe=utf8&amp;amp;um=1&amp;amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;sa=N&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;tab=wi"&gt;same search but concentrating on images&lt;/a&gt;, there&amp;#8217;s a Google Ad inviting you to travel with 1200 lesbians. Sounds like my average dating night out to me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: right"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href="http://www.almostwitty.com/funny/the-trouble-with-being-everywhere-on-the-internet" title="Read Original Post"&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=287657" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-01:162179:267424</id>
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    <title>Internet addicted? Naaa&amp;#8230;.</title>
    <published>2009-06-19T07:00:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-19T07:00:14Z</updated>
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    <category term="online life"/>
    <category term="me me me me me"/>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/597/"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/addiction.png" title="XKCD - Addiction" class="aligncenter" width="738" height="228" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve come back from two weeks in the United States - one week in Cleveland with HyperHam, and one week with (almost) my entire family exploring &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/badlydubbedboy/3640863724/sizes/o/"&gt;New York&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whilst in New York, I had to pay for wireless Internet access. I ended up paying about $30 for Internet access on three of the five days I was in one of the world&amp;#8217;s most amazing cities - although one time was so I could try to check-in for flights online, and another time was for a (failed) job application.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But really, I didn&amp;#8217;t HAVE to have Internet access. I just wanted it. and there&amp;#8217;s only so much walking around you can do before your legs fall off&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: right"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href="http://www.almostwitty.com/me-me-me-me-me/internet-addicted-naaa" title="Read Original Post"&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=267424" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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