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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:00:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A lot can happen in a week...</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Last week &amp;ndash; Thursday 20 January &amp;ndash; &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://bijziend.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://bijziend.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;bijziend&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; was induced.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;SIXTY SIX hours of labour later, Alexander Joseph Ming Hin Wong was brought into the world in a very messy manner on Sunday morning, weighing 8lbs 1oz. &lt;em&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ve seen things you people wouldn&amp;rsquo;t believe&amp;hellip;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We were finally allowed to bring Alexander home on Wednesday afternoon, after three nights of &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://bijziend.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://bijziend.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;bijziend&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and Alexander being stuck in a noisy ward full of screaming babies, Alexander included.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Thus Wednesday night was the first night of hell for both of us, with a screaming baby that could only be placated by a combination of feeds, bumps, crooning Lady GaGa lullabies and finally him sleeping in my arms while I was propped up on the sofa and could take a nap myself. &lt;strong&gt;Tips for getting babies to sleep at night are highly appreciated!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;And that&amp;rsquo;s already taken up one week of paternity leave &amp;ndash; just two more to go. &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif&quot; alt=&quot;:(&quot; class=&quot;wp-smiley&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://almostwitty.dreamwidth.org/325451.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Pics under the cut...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right;&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/13961/weaponx-2/a-lot-can-happen-in-a-week&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=325451&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:08:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>W12 Election watch – week three</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;So it&amp;#8217;s been two weeks since my last update of what the election candidates seem to be doing in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/election2010/results/constituency/b98.stm&quot;&gt;78th Tory target seat of Hammersmith&lt;/a&gt;. So this is what I&amp;#8217;ve been observing locally at least:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Labour&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Labour have definitely gone for a personal approach. Aside from a couple of flyers stuffed through my letterbox &lt;em&gt;(one of them on the day of the launch of the Labour manifesto)&lt;/em&gt;, I&amp;#8217;ve spotted candidate &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.andyslaughter.com/&quot;&gt;Andy Slaughter&lt;/a&gt; twice at White City station (again, on Labour manifesto launch day).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To top all that off, he even paid a visit to my road. Naturally, in advance canvassers knocked on everyone&amp;#8217;s door in advance to see who wanted to speak to him and only one household took him up on his offer. And &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/hammersmithandy&quot;&gt;his Twitter feed&lt;/a&gt; at least took the time to acknowledge one of my tweets.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Conservatives&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By contrast, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.shaunbailey.co.uk/&quot;&gt;Shaun Bailey&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#8217;s team have been relatively quiet after their initially strong showing. I&amp;#8217;ve had a couple of leaflets through my door &amp;#8211; saving money by combining his election pledges with the local council&amp;#8217;s Conservative candidates pledges &amp;#8211; but I&amp;#8217;ve not seen him or his team anywhere on my travels.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, you can&amp;#8217;t move in the constituency without seeing some Conservative billboard &amp;#8211; ironically with Gordon Brown&amp;#8217;s smiling face. I&amp;#8217;ve not seen any Labour billboards in the area.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Liberal Democrats&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alas, nothing directly from the &lt;a href=&quot;http://merlene.org.uk/&quot;&gt;LibDem candidate Merlene Emerson&lt;/a&gt; &amp;#8211; although her team did email me direct. But that doesn&amp;#8217;t count for the purposes of this comparison.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I may have gotten a leaflet from her or her local council colleagues vying for my vote in my ward. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Other candidates&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, nothing at all from the other candidate. While I don&amp;#8217;t particularly want to hear from the UKIP or the BNP candidate, I do wonder where the Green candidate is. And what Stephen Brennan is standing for.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Still, there&amp;#8217;s seven days to go&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/current-affairs/w12-election-watch-%e2%80%93-week-three&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=301016&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:25:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>W12 Election watch &amp;#8211; week one</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;So, I happen to live in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/election2010/results/constituency/b98.stm&quot;&gt;78th Tory target seat&lt;/a&gt;, in a seat that&amp;#8217;s currently held by a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.andyslaughter.com/&quot;&gt;Labour MP&lt;/a&gt; (who couldn&amp;#8217;t be bothered to discuss the Digital Economy Bill in the House of Commons). My council ward is a top target for the Liberal Democrats. Let&amp;#8217;s see how much effort they&amp;#8217;re putting into getting my vote (apparently currently worth &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.voterpower.org.uk/hammersmith&quot;&gt;1.46x the UK average&lt;/a&gt;), while I live my daily life in this constituency. Note that I am, like most people, not going out of my way to attract the attention of candidates.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Conservatives&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They&amp;#8217;ve been stalking my local tube station, exhorting me to vote for the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.shaunbailey.co.uk/&quot;&gt;local candidate&lt;/a&gt; by shouting &amp;#8220;Vote for this remarkable man!&amp;#8221;. What, no policies? No manifesto? I should just vote for Shaun Bailey because he&amp;#8217;s a &amp;#8220;remarkable man&amp;#8221;? I think the local barman is a remarkable man for all sorts of reasons, but I wouldn&amp;#8217;t vote for him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At home, I&amp;#8217;ve had three letters from the Conservative party &amp;#8211; it&amp;#8217;s gotten to the point when I can spot the letters. They look like formal official letters, and &amp;#8211; according to the back of the envelope &amp;#8211; seem to come from CCHQ. Which uncomfortably reminds me of GCHQ &amp;#8211; ironic, considering the last letter asked me to consider Labour&amp;#8217;s erosion of civil liberties versus what the Tories would do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Liberal Democrats&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not a word from the &lt;a href=&quot;http://merlene.org.uk/&quot;&gt;LibDem candidate&lt;/a&gt;, which seems a bit of a shame. But the prospective LibDem councillors have stuck a leaflet through my door, extolling their attempts to get London Transport to improve a bus route. Given the road it goes through has a bunch of closed shops and a recently revitalised library, I&amp;#8217;d have thought that particular area needs more than an improved bus route.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;UK Independence Party&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#8217;s a rather offensive poster down the Goldhawk Road screaming about how 5000 immigrants a day move to the UK, and what a terrible thing this is. Never mind the Goldhawk Road tends to be one of the more diverse roads in W12.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Labour&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Absolutely nothing. Which seems bizarre.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wonder if this&amp;#8217;ll improve next week&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
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