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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 11:45:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It&amp;#8217;s like, breaking down the fourth wall, man</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s soooo meta. And cool.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or maybe not. but funny all the same.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center;width:400px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/0e4a1fa827/hitler-finds-out-about-another-downfall-parody&quot; title=&quot;from dawsonbros&quot;&gt;Hitler finds out about another Downfall parody&lt;/a&gt; &amp;#8211; watch more &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/&quot; title=&quot;on Funny or Die UK&quot;&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/funny/its-like-breaking-down-the-fourth-wall-man&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=276767&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:49:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Film pop quiz, hotshot&amp;#8230;</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve been tagged by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1551292813&quot;&gt;Jan&lt;/a&gt; to do this follow up to the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/me-me-me-me-me/not-a-book-geek-alas&quot;&gt;100 books meme&lt;/a&gt;, using the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.channel4.com/film/newsfeatures/microsites/G/greatest/results/control.jsp?resultspage=01&quot;&gt;Channel 4 list of top 100 films&lt;/a&gt; (which is probably a bit more realistic than the AFI one). &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/me-me-me-me-me/film-pop-quiz-hotshot#more-1946&quot;&gt;Read the rest of this entry &amp;raquo;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/me-me-me-me-me/film-pop-quiz-hotshot&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=274644&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:10:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Not a book geek, alas</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#8217;s this Facebook/Livejournal/blog meme passed to me from &lt;a href=&quot;http://iamaamused.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;aamused&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://kiri-l.livejournal.com/profile&quot;&gt;kiri&lt;/a&gt; (and no doubt others), saying:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?&lt;br /&gt;
Instructions: Copy this into your NOTES. Look at the list and put an &amp;#8216;x&amp;#8217; after those you have read. Tag other book nerds.&amp;#8221;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Note that the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/bigread/top100.shtml&quot;&gt;BBC&amp;#8217;s own list of the top 100 books as voted for by the British public&lt;/a&gt; are very different to what you see below)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alas, it&amp;#8217;s going to be a tough one for me to fill out, since the pleasure of books is something I seem to have lost as the years have gone by, thanks to my lack of an attention span. Time was, I could start a book at 9pm, and finish it only to realise it was dawn outside and it was 5am. Nowadays, I glance at my watch when watching a sitcom&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But here goes with the book meme, and the list of books I have/haven&amp;#8217;t read&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/me-me-me-me-me/not-a-book-geek-alas#more-1914&quot;&gt;Read the rest of this entry &amp;raquo;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/me-me-me-me-me/not-a-book-geek-alas&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=272491&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:46:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>As if my mid-life crisis needed confirming&amp;#8230;</title>
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&lt;div&gt;You&amp;#8217;re in a mid life crisis&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Your ears aren&amp;#8217;t what they once were and you have resorted to doing online hearing tests.
&lt;p&gt;The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is &lt;a href=&quot;http://media.ultrasonic-ringtones.com/tones/12000.mp3&quot;&gt;12kHz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCDDCC&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Find out which &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ultrasonic-ringtones.com/&quot;&gt;ultrasonic ringtones&lt;/a&gt; you can hear!&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Bah. Time to buy a Ferrari. If I can hear it coming.&lt;/p&gt;
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