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  <title>If you&amp;#8217;re a UK Pet Shop Boys fan</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;then apparently Absolute Radio is your UK radio station of choice, according to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.comparemyradio.com/artists/Pet_Shop_Boys&quot;&gt;comparemyradio.com&lt;/a&gt;. Mind you, they&amp;#8217;ve only played a track 11 times in the last 30 days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just thought you might want to know that. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/media-musings/music/if-youre-a-uk-pet-shop-boys-fan&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=282186&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:59:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The funniest minute of comedy from the BBC. Now with pictures.</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(The animation goes along with a BBC Radio 4 programme called &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006s5dp&quot;&gt;Just A Minute&lt;/a&gt;, whereby you have to speak for a minute on any given subject &amp;#8220;without hesitation, deviation or repetition&amp;#8221;)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;512&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/emp/external/player.swf&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowScriptAccess&quot; value=&quot;sameDomain&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;FlashVars&quot; value=&quot;config_settings_showUpdatedInFooter=true&amp;amp;config_settings_showPopoutButton=false&amp;amp;config_settings_skin=black&amp;amp;config_settings_bitrateCeiling=1000&amp;amp;playlist=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcomedy%2Fforge%2Dassets%2Fextra%2Fplaylist%2Fp004hdgy%2Exml&amp;amp;config=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Femp%2Fiplayer%2Foffschedule%2Exml&amp;amp;config_settings_showFooter=true&amp;amp;&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/emp/external/player.swf&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;sameDomain&quot; width=&quot;512&quot; height=&quot;400&quot; flashvars=&quot;config_settings_showUpdatedInFooter=true&amp;amp;config_settings_showPopoutButton=false&amp;amp;config_settings_skin=black&amp;amp;config_settings_bitrateCeiling=1000&amp;amp;playlist=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcomedy%2Fforge%2Dassets%2Fextra%2Fplaylist%2Fp004hdgy%2Exml&amp;amp;config=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Femp%2Fiplayer%2Foffschedule%2Exml&amp;amp;config_settings_showFooter=true&amp;amp;&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra/show/p003cmwf&quot;&gt;there&amp;#8217;s more goodness&lt;/a&gt; where that came from&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/funny/the-funniest-minute-of-comedy-from-the-bbc-now-with-pictures&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=280469&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:14:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Life in a small Northern University</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Around September 1992, I went to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.brad.ac.uk/external/&quot;&gt;Bradford University&lt;/a&gt; (with a year off for good behaviour). And instead of doing the sensible thing like going to lectures, going home and then going to the pub, I did the insanely stupid thing of throwing myself headfirst (and very foolishly and naively) into &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Bradford_Union&quot;&gt;student media/union life&lt;/a&gt;, alongside fellow students who seemed to take the Union far more seriously than I did.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fast forward 17 years, and thanks to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.moshblog.me.uk/&quot;&gt;Mosh&lt;/a&gt; (who patently has nothing better to do), he sent me scurrying down the research hallways of the Web and Wikipedia to deduce that in those 17 years:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;Ramair pub crawls are no longer held &amp;#8220;because of risk to students off-campus&amp;#8221;. Blimey, is it THAT dangerous in Bradford these days? (Then again, there were &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manningham_Riot&quot;&gt;two riots while I lived there&lt;/a&gt;)
&lt;li&gt;The &amp;#8220;famed&amp;#8221; Friday Night Disco (or FNDs for short) are no longer FNDs. In a nod to the subtleties of today&amp;#8217;s multicultural multimedia multitasking students, they are now called Flirt! instead.
&lt;li&gt;The Biko bar &amp;#8211; where I spent the odd night drowning in &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry&quot;&gt;perry&lt;/a&gt; before it disappeared from every pub I went to, only to come back into the warm bosom of my throat 15 years later as pear cider &amp;#8211; closed in 2005
&lt;li&gt;The student magazine I used to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/me-me-me-me-me/the-trouble-with-hairdressers&quot;&gt;write&lt;/a&gt; for (and the one which got me a whole week in Prague just before the Iron Curtain was blown apart by McDonalds and Starbucks) has now been renamed from Scrapie to the unimaginatively entitled &amp;#8216;The Bradford Student&amp;#8217;. Tsk, tsk, no imagination these days.
&lt;li&gt;When I was there, four people I knew ran for President or Vice President. Which was a shame, because the post was apparently abolished in 2000. Although they still have a Woman&amp;#8217;s Officer. I hope she&amp;#8217;s as feisty and alluring and purple-headed as she was in my day&amp;#8230;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;wp-caption alignright&quot; style=&quot;width: 250px&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/iamamoose/249881467&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Radio Ramair offices&quot; src=&quot;http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249881467_1c8bb29ba2_m.jpg&quot; title=&quot;Radio Ramair offices&quot; width=&quot;240&quot; height=&quot;162&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;wp-caption-text&quot;&gt;Radio Ramair offices&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;There&amp;#8217;s a student radio station called Ramair, where I had a terrible radio show for three years. I&amp;#8217;m also listed as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ramair.co.uk/archive/ramair_history.pdf&quot;&gt;News Editor in 1995&lt;/a&gt;, but I can&amp;#8217;t really remember that much about it. Which seems odd considering I must have had to do at least one news bulletin a day&amp;#8230;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But most important of all &amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back in 1994/5, I ended up setting up the Bradford University Union website, back when most people didn&amp;#8217;t even know what a website was. Somehow, I was given Lifetime Membership of said Union as a reward, although I&amp;#8217;ve never been back since to claim my discount pints. And for all the confusing clutter that it has today, it still has the name I gave it back in 1994 &amp;#8211; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ubuonline.co.uk&quot;&gt;UBU Online&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, I shall now shut up &lt;em&gt;(chorus: too late)&lt;/em&gt;, lest I become yet another one of those sad people who relive their student days through golden-tinted specs, and are so compelled to write themselves into the story of a student media radio station that they set up their own amateur press agency. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sscom-group.com/SimonShiekhreturnstoRamair.htm&quot;&gt;Yes, Simon Sheikh, I mean you.&lt;/a&gt; I&amp;#8217;ve been trying to figure out why he wanted to add me on Facebook.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/me-me-me-me-me/life-in-a-small-northern-university&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=276597&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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