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  <pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 18:00:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Choose your own adventure &amp;#8211; in song and video</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Remember those Fighting Fantasy adventure books where you&amp;#8217;d have to decide what action to take, and then flip ahead depending on your choice?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here it is on Youtube, in song. About the perils of deciding on a haircut.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;Amp_Source_First&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Amplify&amp;rsquo;d from &lt;a rel=&quot;clipsource&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; title=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUIu6_eTkjY&quot; href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUIu6_eTkjY&quot;&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;Amp_Source_Button&quot;&gt;&lt;a rel=&quot;clipsource&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; title=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUIu6_eTkjY&quot; href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUIu6_eTkjY&quot;&gt;See more at www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;Amp_Link&quot;&gt;See this Amp at &lt;a href=&quot;http://amplify.com/u/idry&quot;&gt;http://amplify.com/u/idry&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/12980/zeitgeist/choose-your-own-adventure-in-song-and-video&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=322554&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 11:16:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I see holograms. Everywhere.</title>
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&lt;div class=&quot;posterous_quote_citation&quot;&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXO7KGHtjI&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&quot;&gt;youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/11809/online-life/links/i-see-holograms-everywhere&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=317307&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 13:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>At every meeting, every gathering, every dinner party&amp;#8230;</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;I am&amp;#8230; The Token.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, unless another Chinese or Other person walks in. And then this happens:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d043c76a40/token&quot; title=&quot;from Peter Atencio, Kulap Vilaysack, Kevin Seccia, Riki Lindhome, Brandon Johnson, joehartzler, Michael Busch, Paul Rust, and FOD Team&quot;&gt;Token&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funnyordie.com/brandon_johnson&quot;&gt;Brandon Johnson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/11617/being-british-chinese/at-every-meeting-every-gathering-every-dinner-party&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=315931&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 11:03:31 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>My wife&apos;s first UK acting job ;)</title>
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  <description>and it&apos;s on the BBC! (six to eight seconds in...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;640&quot; height=&quot;472&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/emp/external/player.swf&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowScriptAccess&quot; value=&quot;sameDomain&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;FlashVars&quot; value=&quot;config_settings_showUpdatedInFooter=true&amp;amp;config_settings_showFullScreenButton=true&amp;amp;config_settings_showPopoutButton=false&amp;amp;config_settings_bitrateCeiling=1000&amp;amp;playlist=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcomedy%2Fforge%2Dassets%2Fextra%2Fplaylist%2Fp00bvfbn%2Exml&amp;amp;config_settings_skin=black&amp;amp;config=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcomedy%2Fforge%2Dassets%2Fextra%2Femp%2Fempconfig%2Exml&amp;amp;config_settings_showFooter=true&amp;amp;&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/emp/external/player.swf&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;sameDomain&quot; width=&quot;640&quot; height=&quot;472&quot; flashvars=&quot;config_settings_showUpdatedInFooter=true&amp;amp;config_settings_showFullScreenButton=true&amp;amp;config_settings_showPopoutButton=false&amp;amp;config_settings_bitrateCeiling=1000&amp;amp;playlist=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcomedy%2Fforge%2Dassets%2Fextra%2Fplaylist%2Fp00bvfbn%2Exml&amp;amp;config_settings_skin=black&amp;amp;config=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcomedy%2Fforge%2Dassets%2Fextra%2Femp%2Fempconfig%2Exml&amp;amp;config_settings_showFooter=true&amp;amp;&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shame they don&apos;t pay anything...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=313714&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:04:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The difference between making a short film in 1995 and 2010</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;I was recently given the opportunity to produce a short film for work about a new website, coming soon for internal workers. Since I hadn&amp;#8217;t really made a short film since my student efforts with Stephen Fry in 1995 &amp;#8211; when we were outputting to VHS! &amp;#8211; I thought it&amp;#8217;d be a great chance to learn what had changed in the last 15 years. A lot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whereas before we literally pointed and shot the camera at our interviewees, this time we also had a lighting kit to contend with. A huge lighting kit on a trolley that came in a flight case &amp;#8211; and I was told this was the portable version. It did make a difference in terms of the visual image, but I&amp;#8217;m not sure it was worth the effort of rigging everything up and blinding our interviewees. But if that&amp;#8217;s the professional way to do it &amp;#8230; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course, I was the one asking the questions, although it took me a while to master my brief, as they are wont to say in the civil service. But by the time I&amp;#8217;d recorded and logged all the interviews, I had enough soundbites to put something together, although it then became a bit of a mad dash to try and find alternative footage to pep up the visuals &amp;#8211; and amazingly, if you want to film at the place you work, you need a permit. Plus there&amp;#8217;s so much footage in the archives that it&amp;#8217;s actually very difficult to try and find the footage you want, that somebody else MUST have surely filmed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All in all, we spent a day and a half filming, and got about 90 minutes of raw footage out of eight quick interviews, most of them lasting less than ten minutes. It took me a couple of hours to transcribe the interviews to create a rough &amp;#8220;script&amp;#8221; to take to the edit suite.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Having spent most of my working life vainly trying to get work computers to do basic video editing, it was a real blessing to walk into a properly maintained edit suite running Final Cut Pro, being run by an editor who knew what he was doing. Even if it didn&amp;#8217;t seem that different from Adobe Premiere Pro. We even managed to add in a couple of graphical flourishes and a visual gag. I did miss the physicality of doing it myself though &amp;#8211; of pressing the buttons, using the jog wheel etc.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So two meetings, 14 hours of filming, 2 hours of logging, a couple of spare tapes for extra shots, and 8 hours of editing later, I can say that I&amp;#8217;ve managed to help produce a 4 minute internal film that five key stakeholders seem reasonably happy with. Which is an innovation in itself.  But then, Geoff managed to make this &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=251259671978&amp;amp;ref=nf&quot;&gt;video&lt;/a&gt; in 5 hours&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now I&amp;#8217;ve got a vague hunger to see what else I can film and edit. Of course, that would mean finding a subject, the time, the motivation &amp;#8211; oh, and the equipment as well. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/media-musings/the-difference-between-making-a-short-film-in-1995-and-2010&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=294750&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 11:45:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It&amp;#8217;s like, breaking down the fourth wall, man</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s soooo meta. And cool.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or maybe not. but funny all the same.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align:center;width:400px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/0e4a1fa827/hitler-finds-out-about-another-downfall-parody&quot; title=&quot;from dawsonbros&quot;&gt;Hitler finds out about another Downfall parody&lt;/a&gt; &amp;#8211; watch more &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/&quot; title=&quot;on Funny or Die UK&quot;&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: right&quot;&gt;&lt;small&gt;Mirrored from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.almostwitty.com/funny/its-like-breaking-down-the-fourth-wall-man&quot; title=&quot;Read Original Post&quot;&gt;almost witty&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=almostwitty&amp;ditemid=276767&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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