Random thoughts over the last day

[almostwitty]

• 13:34 has no unread emails left. This is impossible, surely. Fortunately, there are tons of unanswered emails. #
• 18:04 knew that the vague optimism for today was hugely misplaced #
• 21:46 has also managed to set a butter knife on fire. Clearly, I should avoid everything today. #

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