One step forward, one step back

[almostwitty]

Heading back south from Glasgow towards Newcastle, I find that another new train operator has taken over from GNER - National Express. Thankfully it's a much plusher train, with wood panel tables, comfy (albeit beige) seats, and more importantly free Wi-Fi. Score!

Then I put my knees up and suddenly find my trousers covered in chewing gum. On an ostensibly new train. Oh dear.