Easy. Have a double sided canvas. On one side put a Dalek. On the other, Klimt's The Kiss. When she first comes in, have the Dalek showing. If she gives a quizzical expression or goes 'ew' or anything, flip it to the Klimt, and she will melt (and possibly strip). If however, she goes COOL! DALEK! then you are good for geek stripping. If she goes COOL! DALEK! and then can name the episode that the still is from, get on one knee and propose marriage. You may also need this: http://www.x-pole.co.uk :)
Also, that frame (Matrix) used to be my screensaver, but that's just me.
Worse comes to worse, get one from "Troy" or "Alexander" or another brauny type guy in loincloth genre poster - it will get them happy at the very least.
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Date: 2008-05-21 02:18 pm (UTC)Also, that frame (Matrix) used to be my screensaver, but that's just me.
Worse comes to worse, get one from "Troy" or "Alexander" or another brauny type guy in loincloth genre poster - it will get them happy at the very least.