almostwitty

Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Liberal
2. Big-Hearted
3. Adventurous
4. Practical
5. Funny
6. Sensual
7. Romantic
8. Shy
9. Intellectual
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

Your date match profile:

Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.
Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Funny
2. Outgoing
3. Adventurous
4. Conservative
5. Sensual
6. Intellectual
7. Practical
8. Big-Hearted
9. Athletic
10. Romantic

Take the Dating Profile Quiz at Would I Date You

So what do you get? :)

(spotted and done by

kiri_l)

There Are 2 Gaps in Your Knowledge

Where you have gaps in your knowledge:

Science

Art

Where you don't have gaps in your knowledge:

Philosophy

Religion

Economics

Literature

History

Do You Have Gaps in Your Knowledge?

Bugger, the two areas I thought I'd do reasonably well in:

In the late 1990s, inbetween freelance web jobs, I spent a day as an extra, being a Singaporean stock trader in the film Rogue Trader, a film about how stocktrader Nick Leeson managed to bring down the United Kingdom's oldest investment bank. The film starred Ewan McGregor and Anna Friel.

Alas, any glamorous notions I had about finally being part of the film industry were somewhat thwarted by the sheer tedium of waiting around on film sets waiting for filming to start, with nothing to do except talk to equally disillusioned Chinese extras, who were mostly Filipino actors/actresses who'd come to London with dreams of treading the stage or doing some good acting, as opposed to ending up with a bunch of extras. Although I did manage to walk around the Pinewood Studios shop and buy a jacket.

After one day of work, being on/off set for about 10 hours and wasting three hours being shuttled between central London and Pinewood for £80 (and they were very keen to get people back for more extras shooting, but I'd rather sit in front of a computer pumping out webcode!), the net result is the picture you see. If you watch the film itself, I'm about 40 minutes into the film, just after Nick Leeson is celebrating Christmas with his girlfriend (Friel).

The only other time I saw it was when slightly drunk and waiting in eager anticipation to see The Matrix. One of the trailers that featured before it was for Rogue Trader, and I yelped in surprise when I saw a strangely familiar moon-shaped face staring at me on the screen before I realised it was me.

I kept meaning to track down the DVD but then to my surprise, when I stumbled in after a hard day at a works do summer party (football, softball, Pimms, quizzes and the odd bit of chat) to find the film showing on ITV4. And finally, I manage to capture my moment of fame alongside Ewan McGregor.

To come ... how I had dinner with Frank Skinner and was in Stephen Fry's bedroom...

( Three test results by computer )

While randomly surfing (as yer do), I stumbled upon a website with an attractive photo of a smiling chirpy redheaded woman and thought she was stunningly attractive etc.

Except, upon looking at the rest of the page, I find:

a. She died a year ago in a terrible train accident
b. She's thirteen.

btw, the site is basically her memorial, and asks people to write her name - "Charlie" - wherever they are in the world in memory of her. If you'd like to do that sort of thing.

This reminds me of the time at a friend's wedding when one of the bride's party - a woman in a red dress - kept smiling at me throughout the day, and I thought my luck was almost in. I failed to notice that she was never kept alone at the wedding - she was being constantly chaperoned by a lot of people - and she was smiling at other people too. It only dawned on me later on that the smile was of the mentally-disabled kind, and she had the mental age of a young girl. Oh dear.

Typed in the word "fishing" in an email, and spent two seconds musing on the similarity of the word to "fisting".

Then again, I had just read the most ridiculous piece of sanctomonious journalism from BBC News, regarding a "perverted" man who was into really kinky knife-play. Admittedly, he goaded his then-lover into killing his wife - which is horribly evil and wrong, no two ways about it.

But surely if a man and a woman consent to sexual activities involving knives, it's up to those two and no matter how weird or strange we find it and how much we'd never want to do that sort of thing, it's not up to society or a BBC journalist to judge them for doing something they want to do, is it?

And in other news, I worry for the sexuality state of American fraternities of today when they complain about a masturbating woman on their couch.

The eXtreme Relationship/Sexuality Test

Your overall dating experience is 23%. Your sexual experience is 49%, higher than 58% of other test-takers. Your sex-drive level is 61%, higher than 75% of others. Your morality index is 7 out of 10, where lower is less inhibited. The average scores are 35% dating and 46% sexual experience.

Find out how you compare! Take the test! brought to you by thatsurveysite

Damn it, really must do better. Somehow. A bit late for that methinks though!

Also, according to the How Dirty Are You? test, my sex fine is only £155. Damn.

What's your score?

One of those getting to know you thingummies...

( x ) Smoked a cigarette
( x ) Drank so much you threw up
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
( x ) Been in love
( x ) Been dumped
( x ) Shoplifted
( x ) Been laid off/fired
( x ) Quit your job
( ) Been in a fist fight
( ) Snuck out of your parent's house
( x ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( x ) Gone on a blind date
( x ) Lied to a friend
( x ) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
( x ) Been to Canada
( x ) Been to Mexico
( x ) Been on a plane
( x ) Been lost
( x ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( x ) Gone to Washington, DC
( ) Swam in the Atlantic ocean
( x ) Felt like dying
( x ) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( x ) Sang karaoke
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins
( ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) Danced in the rain
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
( ) Blown bubbles
( ) Sat around a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
( ) Gone roller-skating
( x ) Ice-skating

Any nicknames?... Just my surname. :(
Your favorite drink?... oooh, tea, Caffreys, orange-juice and lemonade
Tattoos?...... No!
Body piercing?..... No!
How much do you love your job ..... what job?
Birthplace:........ Liverpool
Favorite vacation spot...... New York / San Francisco
Ever been to Africa?...... Yes
Ever steal any traffic signs?........No
Ever been in a car accident?......... Yes
A, B, C, D, DD cup size?...... FF. Whaddya think?
2 Door or 4 Door?........4.
Salad dressing..... What's a salad?
Favorite brand of body soap?...... What's soap?
Favorite TV show ..... Das Simpsons
Toothpaste?...... Is this a market research survey or something?
Favorite smell?...... freshly cut grass (The green kind)
How do you see yourself in 10 years?..... In a mirror
What do you do when you are bored?...... watch TV, broadband
What do you enjoy receiving?..........messages
Furthest place you will send this message?......America

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Entries tagged with me

It says dating profile, I think of it more as a "people I get on with" profile...

Gaps in my knowledge...

Me and Ewan McGregor

Why do self-analysis when a computer can test you?

Stab my eyes with a fishfork and banish me to Grimsby

Brain in the gutter...

Tests, tests and more tests...

What have you do...

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