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- One in five Americans has genital herpes. But you can buy a medication to slow it BUT THERE IS NO CURE. Da-da-da-daaaaaa
- People ought to vote for or against some kind of option 6 in Ohio about casinos
- If you're going to vote for some kind of senior lawyer, know that he LET CRIMINALS LOOSE
- If you're going to vote for a certain Ohio state representative, know that HE HANGS AROUND WITH CORRUPT PEOPLE
- Obama and McCain commericals say things about each other, but never about themselves
- If I use an American Express card, I am a CREATOR!
- What Americans really want to watch Saturday night is celebrities learning to do the model catwalk. I smell a British TV reality show coming up...
- EVERYTHING HAS A WEB ADDRESS ON IT. EVEN THE CHANNEL IDENTS. WAKE UP BBC!!!!!
And just because I've sat through 120 minutes of Knight Rider 2008...
- Knight Rider 2008 is obsessed with foreigners doing anti-American things using American technology on American soil. And girls in bikinis. Fortunately, a multi-ethnic cast of Latinos, Asians and middle-class white men with gadgets are there to stop them.
- In Knight Rider 2008, people also enact high-speed car chases while simultaneously maintaining televideo contact, moving graphical windows around with their fingers and watching girls in bikinis
- Chinese Americans are obsessed with fast cars, and fast rap music. Well, I guess it beats the British version where we're just obsessed with kung fu.
- To be fair, Knight Rider 2008 is also obsessed with American super-spies being naughty and secret and wiping soldier's memories. And if you can't trust your superior officers, who can you trust?
- Not your contact on the inside, because he turns out to just be interested in the money. And you can't get more American than that.
- Unless of course you are a hot girl in a bikini, because you can always trust a hot girl in a bikini.
- Especially when she's a hot geek Chinese girl in a tanktop making snide remarks at geeks who lust after them.
- Who the hell decided that a Ford Mustang could replace a Trans-Am and that NOBODY WOULD NOTICE?
Having said that, it's an interesting way of trying to relaunch a TV series without changing a *single* thing about it, aside from the technology.
- People ought to vote for or against some kind of option 6 in Ohio about casinos
- If you're going to vote for some kind of senior lawyer, know that he LET CRIMINALS LOOSE
- If you're going to vote for a certain Ohio state representative, know that HE HANGS AROUND WITH CORRUPT PEOPLE
- Obama and McCain commericals say things about each other, but never about themselves
- If I use an American Express card, I am a CREATOR!
- What Americans really want to watch Saturday night is celebrities learning to do the model catwalk. I smell a British TV reality show coming up...
- EVERYTHING HAS A WEB ADDRESS ON IT. EVEN THE CHANNEL IDENTS. WAKE UP BBC!!!!!
And just because I've sat through 120 minutes of Knight Rider 2008...
- Knight Rider 2008 is obsessed with foreigners doing anti-American things using American technology on American soil. And girls in bikinis. Fortunately, a multi-ethnic cast of Latinos, Asians and middle-class white men with gadgets are there to stop them.
- In Knight Rider 2008, people also enact high-speed car chases while simultaneously maintaining televideo contact, moving graphical windows around with their fingers and watching girls in bikinis
- Chinese Americans are obsessed with fast cars, and fast rap music. Well, I guess it beats the British version where we're just obsessed with kung fu.
- To be fair, Knight Rider 2008 is also obsessed with American super-spies being naughty and secret and wiping soldier's memories. And if you can't trust your superior officers, who can you trust?
- Not your contact on the inside, because he turns out to just be interested in the money. And you can't get more American than that.
- Unless of course you are a hot girl in a bikini, because you can always trust a hot girl in a bikini.
- Especially when she's a hot geek Chinese girl in a tanktop making snide remarks at geeks who lust after them.
- Who the hell decided that a Ford Mustang could replace a Trans-Am and that NOBODY WOULD NOTICE?
Having said that, it's an interesting way of trying to relaunch a TV series without changing a *single* thing about it, aside from the technology.
