"I can now factually confirm that Lady Gaga does not have a penis"

A night with Lady GaGa, as reported by Caitlan Moran. It's a *brilliant* article, peppered with fantastic quotes and bon-mots.

(via moviegrrl)

All this hot weather is like making love to a beautiful (demanding) woman…

Sure, it looks nice, but once you get into it, it’ll drive you insane with bright lights and a pounding headache afterwards.

(inspired by Swiss Toni)

Mirrored from almost witty.