Delving into the world of diet football

Imagine you've never heard of Doctor who before but you walk into a room with 25 people earnestly discussing the best season, the best regeneration and the worst theme tune. All the injokes. All the received wisdom.

Tonight I walked into a room of 25 dieting men who like football and it went as well as can be expected. Two blokes got injuries from a "casual kick about", and I'm supposed to buy shin guards and the whole kit before next weeks game.

On the other hand, the group was as welcoming as they could reasonably expect to be and nobody outright laughed at my inability to get the ball.

Quick question: who is depies?

Swapping Lego Trading cards?

If, like us, your household has been sucked into endlessly shopping at Sainsbury’s in an attempt to get more golden Lego trading cards, then you’ll also have amassed a huge collection of duplicates.

In case you want to swap one of your duplicates, for one of our duplicates, then here’s our list of Lego trading card duplicates. Please comment below if you want to do a swap!

Mirrored from almost witty.