Reasons why American crispy bacon sucks #43

[almostwitty]

When it drops to the floor, it shatters into a thousand useless pieces.


(via theferrett)

Delicious British oily bacon is resilient. Flexible. STRONG.

When someone foolishly drops British bacon to the floor, it stays yummy and edible!

Comments

[almostwitty]

I look forward to a serving of delicious, uncrispy, American bacon. Sadly, I fear that day will never come.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

I'll make that happen somehow.