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A fellow blogger confessed to me earlier today she's been having wet dreams about me. Of a sort.

...

In her dream, we end up back at my flat to watch some movie that *nobody* else would want to watch. Since she's a huge fan of Atonement and I'm looking forward to seeing Iron Man tomorrow night, I'm guessing that that scenario is highly unlikely. At least until the Sex And The City movie comes out.

For some reason, she feels all dirty and filthy (rawrrrr) so she asks if she can take a shower. And in her dream, I end up saying we should both have a shower to "save on water". (Full marks for green credentials) Unsurprisingly she feels uncomfortable about this so dons a swimming costume before we take said shower.

After said shower, she feels tired and goes straight to bed. Then wakes up to find me in the bed, but she is more perturbed because she can't get her contact lenses out.

Typical, even in someone else's dream world, I have a smoking hot woman taking a shower in her swimming costume in my flat, and I *still* can't pull...
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