“Give me my pizza or I will f**k you up”

[almostwitty]

was the phrase that I heard shouted in the street below.

Being unable to resist the temptation to look, I twitched the curtain and saw two women - one elderly woman in her 50s wearing tracksuit bottoms and a young girl in an all-pink tracksuit - confronting a helmeted pizza delivery man. It would seem that they had been waiting for their pizza for over an hour and were extremely angry that the man would not give them their pizza.

So while shouting phrases like “Don’t you f**king touch my daughter” (who had the said pizza), they chased the pizza delivery man down the street, and pushed over his motorbike. At some point, presumably happy that they had the pizza, they allowed the pizza delivery man to motorbike away, and went back inside their house.

Two minutes later, he biked back and parked at the far end of the street. I have no idea why.

Just another random spring night in West London!

Originally published at almost witty. You can comment here or there.

Comments

[nikki-z.livejournal.com]

that's a nice area you must be living in... o_0
saw intense doc about civil courage tonight,did you see it ?
no idea if woman in their 50s in tracksuits would be a real threat, but i hate when stuff like that disturbs my little peace.. gah.

[shove-this-job.livejournal.com]

To be fair, pizza is really good. :)

[julylorelei.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something I might see/hear in my neighborhood.

Only they would have shot the pizza man and taken his bike and his money, too.

[wildly-blessed.livejournal.com]

The title alone made me laugh.

[tshell.livejournal.com]

i'd make sure your fire alarm has fresh batteries in it before you go to sleep tonight.

[scarletdemon.livejournal.com]

one elderly woman in her 50s

Yeah, mostly because he used this phrase and I happen to be 51 myself! ELDERLY?!

WTF? I can easily find out where you live Mr. Witty.

[almostwitty]

Well, there's a huge amount of difference between you and her. For a start, you don't even look anywhere near 50. and I've met you, I know.

The drunken alcoholic screaming the other night looked almost old enough to be 60, but not quite.

[sentience.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha