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Me and HyperHambecause the increasingly accurately-named [livejournal.com profile] shove_this_job has finally gotten permission from the glorious British government to move over and live with me in my West London palace for a very very long time.

After all the stressing of getting documents together for proof and all that, it did seem like a relatively easy process. Just the nail-biting wait – and we paid an extra $100 for an expediter to get an express service too.

Still, now I have three or so weeks to turn my bachelor West London pad into a place permanently fit for a Queen. so that means out with the old rotting food and the decade-old mattress, and in with a new one. Although she likes it soft and I like it hard (fnarr fnarr) so I guess this means we’ll have to compromise!

What else do I need, besides lots of new coathangers and Lush soaps?

Mirrored from almost witty.

Date: 2010-01-17 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartsways.livejournal.com
Nice shampoo and conditioner, not the store's own crap, mind!

Perhaps a few of her favourite things to eat, or drink? I buy special things in when I have a certain guest over from abroad. Depends on the country though, I suppose.

Oh...and congratulations!

Date: 2010-01-18 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartsways.livejournal.com
Well...ice cream doesn't have to be used just as "food", you know...

Date: 2010-01-18 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartsways.livejournal.com
TMI! TMfreakin'I!

I was going to say "I hope you'll have fun" but that seems rather moot, given your current comment, heh.

Date: 2010-01-18 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartsways.livejournal.com
God, you're so right. Mea culpa. Although you know, it doesn't just have to be ice-cream...

Wait. That's going to lead to more confessions.

Date: 2010-01-18 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartsways.livejournal.com
Prawn Porn.

I have no idea what that would look like and don't want to.

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