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So psychic Derek Acorah’s had to cancel a few concerts at short notice. The pun writes itself. Which hasn’t stopped me in the past.

When I was flat-hunting in Cardiff, I saw an ad with a flat to rent above a psychic’s shop. So I called the number, and ended up speaking to the psychic’s son, who said that she’d fallen in a serious accident and was now in hospital.

I could see the joke coming towards me – and insensitive as it was – I just couldn’t escape the full-on headlights of the joke as it hurtled towards me.

And inevitably I uttered: “Sorry to hear that – did she see it coming?”

Surprisingly, the son carried on talking to me, and invited me round to see the flat. Although I shouldn’t have bothered. When there’s weird splatterings on the wall and floor covered with gay pornography, it’s not exactly a selling point for the flat.

Mirrored from almost witty.

Date: 2010-06-18 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twisted-times.livejournal.com

When there’s weird splatterings on the wall and floor covered with gay pornography, it’s not exactly a selling point for the flat.

Some people might find that homely... :)

Date: 2010-06-18 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twisted-times.livejournal.com

Mmmm... splatterings.

Date: 2010-06-18 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aiela.livejournal.com
Somewhere near my house there is a psychic fair that happens on a somewhat regular basis. Ther will be handwritten signs on street corners saying "Psychic Fair!" with arrows.

And every time, I say "Why do they need directions?"

Derek loves dick

Date: 2010-06-18 01:55 pm (UTC)

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