Sexual addiction - what happens if you can't get any?

[almostwitty]

I'm watching wild and surrealist British stand-up raconteur and comedian Russell Brand promoting his new autobiography of his "eventful" life, which apparently starts with him checking into a clinic for sexual addiction.

It strikes me that Russell must be quite lucky to have sexual addiction problems, what with ladies apparently finding him generally attractive and therefore there's always a dealer. And of course, sex is (generally) free at the point of purchase. What happens if there's a sexual addict who just can't get laid?

(Then again, we are talking about a man who was addicted to all sorts of drugs, and thought it'd be a jolly good idea on September 12, 2001 to turn up for his daily job presenting MTV dressed as Osama Bin Laden...)

Comments

[waltzingalong.livejournal.com]

what with ladies apparently finding him generally attractive

O rly? I mean, I recognise I'm hardly the best judge... but chicks actually dig him?

[almostwitty]

I always thought he was quite a feminine sort of chap. After all, he prides himself on wearing ladies' trousers.

[nhyrvana.livejournal.com]

"What happens if there's a sexual addict who just can't get laid?"

I keep trying to go to AA meetings....

-emily
(joke. mostly.)

[evilfen.livejournal.com]

i love Russ, i adore the way his mind works. I can't wait to have enough money to afford his bookie wook!!