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[livejournal.com profile] actionreplay is going to a London Underground-themed fancy dress party, and was looking for suggestions for costumes based on tube stations (ruling out Victoria, Angel or Kings Cross as that’s far too obvious).

In less than 3 minutes, my brain came up with the following suggestions that I’d never enact:

Shepherds’ Bush Market – go as a shepherd, with a codpiece upon which market vegetables are stuck.

Queensway – dress up as the Queen, with a placard saying “This is my way!”

Waterloo – a portable urinal with some handy drinking water nearby?

Elephant and Castle – a hat which looks like a castle, with an elephant on it?

White City – just a white bra, and perhaps a hearing aid…

Cockfosters - erm…. well, you’ll need a can of Fosters. And possibly a male chicken.

Care to add to this fun list?

Mirrored from almost witty.

Date: 2010-04-13 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lintilla72.livejournal.com
Dog Costume for Walthamstow. (Does it have to be literal?)

Date: 2010-04-13 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] actionreplay.livejournal.com
BTW I have also posted this to The Ladies Loos. Very many amusing suggestions over there!

Date: 2010-04-13 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartsways.livejournal.com
The Oval. Erm...yeah, that's a little too straightforward.

How about Wimbledon? Go dressed in tennis whites, or as a racquet, or even as a bright green furry tennis ball?

short shorts

Date: 2010-04-13 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wylde-chylde99.livejournal.com
If you need inspiration for this I can show you me and Darren's last Halloween costumes. :)

Date: 2010-04-13 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellmutt.livejournal.com
I'd go Earl's Court myself. You realise Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman is required reading for this, don't you?

Date: 2010-04-13 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minxylydia.livejournal.com
Find a really big wig and go as High Barnet.

Date: 2010-04-13 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theanatomist.livejournal.com
A green witch with a compass for grenwich north? Or as a croissant for mornington crescent?

Date: 2010-04-13 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wylde-chylde99.livejournal.com
St. John's Wood!

Saintly man with a hard on!

Date: 2010-04-13 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] travelsintown.livejournal.com
If we're being pervy am sure something can be done with Arsenal!

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