Reasons why American crispy bacon sucks #43

[almostwitty]

When it drops to the floor, it shatters into a thousand useless pieces.


(via theferrett)

Delicious British oily bacon is resilient. Flexible. STRONG.

When someone foolishly drops British bacon to the floor, it stays yummy and edible!

Comments

[almostwitty]

Come to Britain! We have your perfect bacon right here!

[aiela.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I'd love to. And not just for the bacon! :)

[almostwitty]

We're only a plane ride away! ;)

[aiela.livejournal.com]

Sadly, they make me give them MONEY to get on the plane. What's up with that?

[almostwitty]

Ah. you could always use jet-skis...