Reasons why American crispy bacon sucks #43

[almostwitty]

When it drops to the floor, it shatters into a thousand useless pieces.


(via theferrett)

Delicious British oily bacon is resilient. Flexible. STRONG.

When someone foolishly drops British bacon to the floor, it stays yummy and edible!

Comments

[almostwitty]

Shame I'm not moving to Cleveland. We'd have regular British bacon parties and invite our American friends. Who would all shun us and we'd be the two rats in the corner, kneeling, and savagely biting into our bacon sarnies with relish while the Americans looked on in horror.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

It's not a bacon sarnie unless it's made with a honking slab o'pig. *nods*

[kiri-l.livejournal.com]

now I can really feel my arteries hardening.. from thousands of miles away... *teasing*