Reasons why American crispy bacon sucks #43

[almostwitty]

When it drops to the floor, it shatters into a thousand useless pieces.


(via theferrett)

Delicious British oily bacon is resilient. Flexible. STRONG.

When someone foolishly drops British bacon to the floor, it stays yummy and edible!

Comments

[offensive-mango.livejournal.com]

I can get on with the British stuff, but it has to be well-browned, and I have to think of it as an entirely different substance from bacon when I'm eating it to avoid disappointment.

[almostwitty]

My friend muzikfiend says:

"it's apples and oranges. They are both called bacon but they are 2 totally different things. kinda like your use of the word fanny and ours. or the word pants. 2 totally different things."

[offensive-mango.livejournal.com]

Your friend is wise.