Reasons why American crispy bacon sucks #43

[almostwitty]

When it drops to the floor, it shatters into a thousand useless pieces.


(via theferrett)

Delicious British oily bacon is resilient. Flexible. STRONG.

When someone foolishly drops British bacon to the floor, it stays yummy and edible!

Comments

[offensive-mango.livejournal.com]

Also: yes, this is fair. The Canadians seem to stop at the round bit.