Reasons why American crispy bacon sucks #43

[almostwitty]

When it drops to the floor, it shatters into a thousand useless pieces.


(via theferrett)

Delicious British oily bacon is resilient. Flexible. STRONG.

When someone foolishly drops British bacon to the floor, it stays yummy and edible!

Comments

[almostwitty]

The amount of complaining you do about bacon that's cooked right, I wouldn't be surprised if the chef had a special method just for you to ensure you didn't complain to the health inspectors!